And she's back! For those of you familiar with my writing antics, you will be happy to know that I have decided to re-enter the blogosphere (and for those of you unfamiliar with said antics...well, aren't you in for a treat). It's an idea that I've been toying with for a while, and now that I have a super new laptop I simply cannot keep myself from spewing stories of hilarity, perversion and just plain bad luck. Essentially, stories from my life in the suburbs of Chicago as I try to inch closer and closer to the Big City. I hope you gain just a smidgen of enjoyment from reading this, and if you don't...well, the internet is a big place, and I'm sure you can entertain yourself in some other way.
